Posted 1 month ago

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly)

Posted 1 month ago
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iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

shit 

Posted 1 month ago

dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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Posted 1 month ago

jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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familyblogger:

BROOM BROOM BITCH

Posted 1 month ago
tastefullyoffensive:

"My cat likes to throw stuff off a bedside table and play with it. This time it was lipstick." [via]You wanna know how I got these scars?

tastefullyoffensive:

"My cat likes to throw stuff off a bedside table and play with it. This time it was lipstick." [via]

You wanna know how I got these scars?